VickyPkVillageIdiot 3:12 Mon Apr 27
Burning sensation after ejaculation
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Lasts for about half an hour and feels like I wanna piss constantly.
Used to get it once in a while but I seem to be suffering more frequently of late.
Anyone else had it?
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lowermarshhammer
3:16 Mon Apr 27
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Try putting your cock in a pussy.
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VickyPkVillageIdiot
3:19 Mon Apr 27
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Maybe you could lend me your Thai bride?
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lowermarshhammer
3:34 Mon Apr 27
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Hahaha. You really are the village idiot.
Just because a bloke has a penchant for exotic crumpet it doesn't mean they have a Thai mail order mrs. Not that there is anything wrong with that if both parties are happy.
I chose my exotic crumpet carefully. She's from about 3000 miles away from Thailand.
What's the matter?
Did you marry a fat ugly lazy cunt who stole your house and kids?
Or are you just a wanker?
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gph
3:38 Mon Apr 27
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I've been saying ignore Trump's medical advice for weeks now.
What did he tell you to do?
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VickyPkVillageIdiot
3:41 Mon Apr 27
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Fucking hell looks like I touched a nerve.
It’s completely fine that you bought your missus son. No need to explain yourself to me LOL
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HairyHammer
3:48 Mon Apr 27
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What comes out when you take a piss?
Sounds like that is infected. Urinary tract Infection or bladder infection. Antibiotics from the doc should do the trick. Cranberry Juice is good and will stop you pissing so much maybe even ease the pain,but it won't clear it up. y-You have to see the doctor and piss in a small tube for them to test.
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lowermarshhammer
3:51 Mon Apr 27
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Village, Enjoy your ignorance. Must be bliss. Hope your lonely cock gets better.
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VickyPkVillageIdiot
3:53 Mon Apr 27
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Hairy,
Piss is dark yellow/orange and I noticed a bit of what I assume was semen coming out in my piss and the pain started to ease thereafter.
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lowermarshhammer
4:01 Mon Apr 27
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Village, have you been on the booze a lot recently?
Could be dehydration.
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Nutsin
4:06 Mon Apr 27
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Vicky,
Ignore this lot, they all have vagina's.
It's probably an infection, although could be Chlamydia.
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VickyPkVillageIdiot
4:11 Mon Apr 27
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Won’t be booze as I haven’t had a drink in 7 weeks.
Come to think of it though, I’ve been running a lot more and further of late where I haven’t been at work and my piss is always dark yellow/orange afterwards. I’m almost certainly not drinking enough water admittedly.
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Mike Oxsaw
4:51 Mon Apr 27
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Such symptoms often follow a change of user name.
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Sydney_Iron
5:18 Mon Apr 27
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Asking this on WHO........FMOB!
It would be ill advised asking on the internet, but asking this here is seriously fucked up.
Go see a Doctor you stupid cunt.
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Capitol Man
5:22 Mon Apr 27
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Sydney_Iron 5:18 Mon Apr 27
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How dare you question our medical qualifications!
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Fifth Column
5:52 Mon Apr 27
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It's a combination of Coronavirus and bad AIDS. You have made a will right?
Being serious I had something like this years ago. It was what I think is called a yeast infection. Like what women get and use Canestan or others things advertised during the break on shit chick TV programmes. I got some similar cream from Dr which sorted it.
Burns like a cunt doesn't it. Eucchhh
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DiCaniosLefty
6:10 Mon Apr 27
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Exactly, we even have a nurse on board FFS!
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cup of tea
11:14 Mon Apr 27
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That's what you get for letting blue eyed handsome man suck your weener
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ChillTheKeel
11:29 Mon Apr 27
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All the time, except for during this fucking lockdown. A 10 day course of Amoxicillin will see you right, until you fuck another smack-head, bareback.
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Sven Roeder
11:33 Mon Apr 27
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Tell your boyfriend to take the Fisherman’s Friend out of his mouth.
You’re welcome
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goose
11:45 Mon Apr 27
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we've not solved your cock rot problem, but we have found out that lowermarsh has a mail order bride.
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